IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
"I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men."
can we talk about the state of thedas for a second? i mean it’s ten years after the blight and a still-recovering ferelden finds itself on the verge of war with orlais, mages are in open rebellion and the chantry has both literally and figuratively imploded, all while the quanri loom menacingly from their island hideaway, the architect’s disciples nurse their ambitions in the deep roads, and oh yeah it is raining demons because someone blew up the barrier separating the mortal and spirit realms
yet people still act like ferelden is doomed 5ever because of anora’s fanon infertility
So I did a thing and got a bit carried away with it
but making characters is so much fun??